About Us

Welcome to Almost Positive, where we believe life’s too short to take everything too seriously—especially yourself! We’re all about finding humor in the chaos, those little laughs that help you get through the moments when you're one minor inconvenience away from losing it.

Who We Are
We’re the brand for anyone doing their best but still forgetting where they left their keys. Whether you're battling anxiety, overwhelmed with life’s endless demands, or just trying to make it through the day without losing it completely, we see you. We get it. We’re right there with you. Our mission is to offer comfy clothes with a side of sarcasm because, sometimes, a little humor is all you need to keep it together… or at least pretend you are.

What We Stand For
We’re here for the people who work hard, love fiercely, and sometimes need a good cry. Life’s demanding enough, so our clothes don’t add any extra pressure. Throw on one of our tees, get cozy, and remember that it’s okay to be a little bit of a mess—it’s actually kind of our thing. With Almost Positive, you’re not just getting clothes; you’re joining a community of people who totally get it.

So, come on in, grab a tee (or two), and let’s laugh our way through this wild ride called life. Because let’s face it: no one really knows what they’re doing. We’re all just Almost Positive.